Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice

My older son introduced me to the concept of "Chuck Norris facts," an Internet listing of sentences which make the actor sound out-of-this-world tough and heroic.

A few examples, purported to be among Chuck's favorites from this site:

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

You get the idea.

Today on Twitter someone suggested Googling "Where is Chuck Norris" and then clicking on "I Feel Lucky." So I did, and this is what popped up:

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

And, if that wasn't enough, I got some suggestions.

Suggestions:

• Run, before he finds you
• Try a different person